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I have married the love of my life. We could not be happier.
This is us in our kitchen with my significant others pet fridge which he has named Thursday.
I'm so smart that my brain is seeping out of my head. Beat that you bawsacks.
THAT IS ALL.
You know that movement you see out of the corner of your eye. The movement you think is just your mind playing tricks on you. Well that movement is real, but your mind is playing a trick on you. It's tricking you into thinking it's your imagination, but you aren't imagining it. Next time you see that movement, next time you begin to think it's your imagination, don't. You may just be fast enough to see what it is that's moving just out of sight. You may live to tell the tale.
Or you may end up on a CBBC show.
Do not believe the bullies. You are beautiful.
Try this playlist out while having a romantic evening with your loved one.
1. Welcome To Sludge City - Annotations Of An Autopsy
2. I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass - Blink 182
3. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - The Bloodhound Gang
4. I Rape Myself - Caliban
5. Jump In My Car - David Hasselhoff
6. A Ticket To The Pussy Crusher - xLiferuinerx
7. Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
8. Just don't Bite - NWA
9. Big Girl - Kevin & Perry
10. Booty Meat - Soulja Boy